Short People

OK, so I get my first table of the day. I walk up to greet them and before I can even get out a hello, this old lady looks at me and says," well, aren't you just a short little thing." Really? I'm twenty-four years old. I have been short my whole life. I think that I know that I am short, you don't have to rub it in. The bad part about it was that when she said it, she scrunched her nose up like it was a horrible thing. I just wanted to say back to her "my, aren't you an old thing." But of course, I would have gotten in trouble for that. She also didn't leave my a very good tip. I guess she just didn't like short people.